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The No Pretitle of Esfalsa

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Location: the South Pacific



Population9.637 billion


CurrencyEsfalsan dollar
AnimalEsfalsan spider monkey

The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.637 billion Esfalsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 81.9%.

The all-consuming Esfalsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,888 Esfalsan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Solid-gold toilets are Esfalsan prisons' least expensive furnishings, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 112,706th in the world and 4,073rd in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 43.88 on the Rand Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 756thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,335thMost Influential: 1,645thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,953rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,833rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,625thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,235thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,612thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,876thBest Weather: 8,923rdSmartest Citizens: 8,974thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,996thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,835thMost Cultured: 10,020thMost Inclusive: 10,185thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10,346thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,687thSafest: 11,640thNicest Citizens: 11,951stMost Pacifist: 12,082ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,617thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,467thMost Developed: 14,067thLowest Crime Rates: 14,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,786thLargest Governments: 14,894thHighest Economic Output: 15,843rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,845thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,299thMost Secular: 19,522nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 180th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 188th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 211th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 234th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 247th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 270th in the regionBest Weather: 277th in the regionMost Cultured: 281st in the regionLargest Populations: 284th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 288th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 295th in the regionMost Inclusive: 338th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 348th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 374th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 374th in the regionLargest Governments: 403rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 406th in the regionNicest Citizens: 407th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 408th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 416th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 444th in the regionSafest: 445th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 455th in the regionMost Stationary: 474th in the regionMost Pacifist: 482nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 491st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 698th in the regionMost Secular: 704th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 756th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 794th in the region

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