The Golden Imperial Federation of PSIC0RPS is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Proselyte Cyril IV with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.431 billion Epsilonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 12.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Epsilonian economy, worth 103 trillion Epsilonian Yurions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 72,405 Epsilonian Yurions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the nation loves all colours indiscriminately (PSIC0RPS has found 1 easter egg), and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime is totally unknown. PSIC0RPS's national animal is the Epsilonian Bear and its national religion is Orthodxy.

PSIC0RPS is ranked 114,736^th in the world and 1,429^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 58.78 on the Human Development Index.