The Democratic Republic of The Kies is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by The President with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.112 billion Kiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamonan City. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiesian economy, worth 751 trillion Key Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,925 Key Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air The Kies flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Key Wolf writhes after eating Key Dollars, there is one competing standard, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kies's national animal is the Key Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Kies is ranked 7,691^st in the world and 189^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.18 on the Human Development Index.