The Holy Empire of Ball Cra Sec is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.177 billion Ball Cra Secians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ball City. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ball Cra Secian economy, worth 390 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,008 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and election officials are delivered in 30 minutes or money back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ball Cra Sec's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ball Cra Sec is ranked 21,077^th in the world and 385^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 89,349.18 Standard Monetary Units.