The Interesting Nation of Moravyn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nobody with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 2.937 billion Moravynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobody's City. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moravynian economy, worth 332 trillion Vermaras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,288 Vermaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moravyn's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Moravyn is ranked 243,129^th in the world and 3,402^nd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.73 Obesity Rate.