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The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys

“Deo Favente”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


The Two Jerseys

Population19.29 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.29 billion Caesareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,876 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,130 Caesarean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 4,798th in the world and 146th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,311.01 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 259thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 662ndMost Influential: 1,043rdMost Stationary: 1,756thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,461stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,688thSafest: 3,245thMost Cultured: 3,315thMost Efficient Economies: 3,820thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,956thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,225thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,456thMost Devout: 4,691stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,798thHighest Economic Output: 5,116thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,138thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,561stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,827thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,181stLargest Governments: 6,257thLargest Populations: 8,217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,596thMost Armed: 9,627thMost Developed: 10,570thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,917thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,355thHighest Average Incomes: 14,397thSmartest Citizens: 14,896thBest Weather: 15,743rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,387thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,734thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,070th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 112th in the regionSafest: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 118th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 136th in the regionMost Devout: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 168th in the regionMost Armed: 221st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 224th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 227th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 252nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 286th in the regionMost Developed: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 389th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 422nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 432nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 453rd in the regionBest Weather: 527th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 568th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 716th in the region

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World Assembly

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