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The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys

“Deo Favente”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


The Two Jerseys

Population15.734 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.734 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,446 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,484 Caesarean Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 461,537 per year while the poor average 41,095, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 5,987th in the world and 179th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,934.51 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 196thMost Efficient Economies: 628thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 946thMost Influential: 1,385thTop
Most Stationary: 1,995thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,510thLowest Crime Rates: 2,583rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,686thMost Cultured: 3,182ndSafest: 3,347thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,518thMost Devout: 3,907thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,993rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,470thHighest Economic Output: 4,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,552ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,820thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,854thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,987thLargest Governments: 6,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,322ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,412thTop
Most Developed: 8,561stLargest Populations: 8,676thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,598thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,638thHighest Average Incomes: 11,219thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,670th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionMost Devout: 90th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 106th in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 115th in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 161st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 179th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 266th in the regionMost Developed: 274th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 286th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 395th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 479th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 494th in the region

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