The Unitary Knight State of Order of the Saint Dumas is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Grandmaster Sebastiaen Draeck with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.595 billion Knight's of St Dumas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy City of St Vincentius. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient order of St Dumas economy, worth a remarkable 2,624 trillion Saints franks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,019 Saints franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children receive government-sanctioned brainrot, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, and commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Order of the Saint Dumas's national animal is the Maesian Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crucifistianism.

Order of the Saint Dumas is ranked 262,376^th in the world and 3,633^rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.98 Obesity Rate.