The Democratic Kingdom of The Deccan Federation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thomas George with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.911 billion Deccanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mysuru. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deccani economy, worth 555 trillion Deccani Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 190,900 Deccani Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing is beneath the government after it has extracted all the oil, nations across the world are quick to praise Thomas George's good looks and intellectual prowess, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime is totally unknown. The Deccan Federation's national animal is the Indian Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Deccan Federation is ranked 162,565^th in the world and 2,492^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 437.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.