The Free Land of Pytong is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.021 billion Pytongians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion kapustas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,785 kapustas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the python 𓆙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 6,430^th in the world and 270^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 139 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.