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The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific



Population10.419 billion

CapitalLemonbiscuits City
Faitha major religion


The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, devout population of 10.419 billion Lemonbiscuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonbiscuits City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lemonbiscuitinarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,496 trillion Crumbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,654 Crumbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonbiscuits's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lemonbiscuits is ranked 139,276th in the world and 6,852nd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 272.49 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 371stMost Influential: 596thBest Weather: 1,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,983rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,062ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,770thMost Cultured: 3,365thHealthiest Citizens: 3,968thSafest: 4,287thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,420thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,428thNicest Citizens: 4,550thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,556thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,816thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,175thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,708thSmartest Citizens: 7,287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,334thLowest Crime Rates: 7,377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,529thMost Stationary: 7,695thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,963rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,275thLargest Governments: 8,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,851stTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,587thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,415thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,270thMost Devout: 13,383rdMost Developed: 14,758thHighest Average Incomes: 14,965thMost Inclusive: 15,489th
Best Weather: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 160th in the regionMost Pacifist: 162nd in the regionMost Cultured: 164th in the regionMost Influential: 202nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionSafest: 229th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 264th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 265th in the regionNicest Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 297th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 323rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 332nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 358th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 362nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 390th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 409th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 410th in the regionLargest Governments: 422nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 428th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 439th in the regionLargest Populations: 451st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 538th in the regionMost Devout: 567th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 608th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 693rd in the regionMost Developed: 771st in the regionMost Inclusive: 870th in the region

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