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The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific



Population10.845 billion

CapitalLemonbiscuits City
Faitha major religion


The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 10.845 billion Lemonbiscuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonbiscuits City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lemonbiscuitinarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,537 trillion Crumbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,786 Crumbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonbiscuits's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lemonbiscuits is ranked 194,168th in the world and 8,678th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 44.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 341stMost Influential: 600thBest Weather: 1,247thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,500thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,948thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,744thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,016thMost Cultured: 3,368thHealthiest Citizens: 3,906thSafest: 4,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,334thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,544thNicest Citizens: 4,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,746thLowest Crime Rates: 7,106thSmartest Citizens: 7,207thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,399thMost Stationary: 7,576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,758thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,889thLargest Governments: 8,345thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,559thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,847thHighest Economic Output: 10,526thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,626thMost Developed: 13,884thMost Devout: 14,125thHighest Average Incomes: 15,477thMost Inclusive: 15,678th
Best Weather: 79th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 87th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 99th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 120th in the regionMost Stationary: 155th in the regionMost Pacifist: 160th in the regionMost Cultured: 166th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 206th in the regionSafest: 232nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 250th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 262nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265th in the regionNicest Citizens: 280th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 296th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 299th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 330th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 347th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 350th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 374th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 415th in the regionLargest Governments: 422nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 426th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 429th in the regionLargest Populations: 442nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 453rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 469th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 550th in the regionMost Devout: 597th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 757th in the regionMost Developed: 772nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 928th in the region

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