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The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific



Population8.517 billion

CapitalLemonbiscuits City
Faitha major religion


The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 8.517 billion Lemonbiscuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonbiscuits City. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lemonbiscuitinarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion Crumbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,760 Crumbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonbiscuits's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lemonbiscuits is ranked 10,914th in the world and 437th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,075.12 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337thMost Influential: 625thBest Weather: 1,310thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,000thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,087thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,410thMost Pacifist: 2,632ndMost Cultured: 3,386thHealthiest Citizens: 3,890thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,906thNicest Citizens: 4,137thSafest: 4,328thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,624thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,454thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,225thLowest Crime Rates: 7,357thSmartest Citizens: 7,385thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,392ndLargest Governments: 8,506thMost Stationary: 8,639thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,655thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,914thMost Devout: 10,941stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,093rdHighest Economic Output: 11,254thMost Developed: 11,624thHighest Average Incomes: 13,651stMost Inclusive: 14,094th
Best Weather: 77th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 151st in the regionMost Pacifist: 157th in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionMost Stationary: 199th in the regionMost Influential: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 231st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 236th in the regionSafest: 243rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 244th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 298th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 341st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 357th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 360th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 367th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 387th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 416th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 420th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 437th in the regionLargest Governments: 444th in the regionLargest Populations: 460th in the regionMost Devout: 539th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 607th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 677th in the regionMost Developed: 678th in the region

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