The Democratic Aeurepublicaa of Aeurithianar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Næthàefêan of the Federal Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.751 billion Aeurithiaens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mandolaen-upon-Baxby. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeurithianarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,128 trillion Yobboteyeeters a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,314 Yobboteyeeters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Aeurithianar's national animal is the Neotyrannosaurus Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aeurithianar is ranked 1,820^th in the world and 93^rd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 150.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.