The Free States of Sindoesia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dane Kovax with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.042 billion Sindoesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmira Federal District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sindoesian economy, worth 248 trillion Vuzals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 121,671 Vuzals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 584,196 per year while the poor average 14,796, a ratio of 39.5 to 1.

Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, the Sindoesian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sindoesia's national animal is the Cow.

Sindoesia is ranked 295,895^th in the world and 5,285^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -265.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.