The Old Lands of Dutch-Gaming-Commune is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Josh of District with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.977 billion Dutch-Gaming-Communeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-el-ro. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch-Gaming-Communean economy, worth a remarkable 2,105 trillion Kasars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,769 Kasars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutch-Gaming-Commune's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of The Broken God.

Dutch-Gaming-Commune is ranked 8,686^th in the world and 259^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,733.29 pounds of wildlife per square mile.