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The Random Pretitle of Kringalia

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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific



Population16.464 billion

LeaderPresident Stuart Palmer


The Random Pretitle of Kringalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Stuart Palmer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.464 billion Kringalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kringalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,810 trillion Kringles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,977 Kringles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kringalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kringalia is ranked 203,794th in the world and 7,525th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.34 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 58thMost Influential: 137thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,312thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,911thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,818thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,485thSafest: 3,518thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,557thBest Weather: 3,769thMost Pacifist: 4,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,316thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,409thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,966thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,185thMost Developed: 6,162ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,865thLowest Crime Rates: 7,692ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,943rdLargest Governments: 8,025thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,442ndHighest Economic Output: 8,473rdMost Stationary: 8,670thNicest Citizens: 8,672ndSmartest Citizens: 8,972ndMost Cultured: 9,895thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,932ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,018thTop
Largest Populations: 10,534thHealthiest Citizens: 10,664thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,706thMost Inclusive: 20,501stMost Secular: 20,575thMost Efficient Economies: 20,688th
Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionSafest: 119th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 149th in the regionMost Pacifist: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 161st in the regionMost Stationary: 166th in the regionMost Developed: 190th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 200th in the regionLargest Governments: 213th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 218th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 221st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 273rd in the regionMost Cultured: 283rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 301st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 303rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 316th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 328th in the regionTop
Nudest: 419th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 564th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 597th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 601st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 711th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 719th in the regionMost Secular: 748th in the region

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