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The Random Pretitle of Kringalia

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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific



Population18.582 billion

LeaderPresident Stuart Palmer


The Random Pretitle of Kringalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Stuart Palmer with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.582 billion Kringalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kringalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion Kringles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,994 Kringles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kringalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kringalia is ranked 80,627th in the world and 2,161st in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 141,312 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 57thMost Influential: 257thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,411thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,698thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,876thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,961stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,353rdBest Weather: 3,371stSafest: 3,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,340thMost Pacifist: 4,407thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,846thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,857thMost Developed: 6,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,896thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,723rdMost Stationary: 7,777thLowest Crime Rates: 7,811thLargest Governments: 8,237thHighest Economic Output: 8,465thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,573rdNicest Citizens: 8,843rdSmartest Citizens: 9,167thLargest Populations: 10,107thMost Cultured: 10,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,755thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,185thHealthiest Citizens: 11,293rdHighest Food Quality: 11,604thNudest: 11,681stMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,871stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,963rdMost Inclusive: 18,617thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,905thMost Secular: 19,912thMost Efficient Economies: 21,222nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionLargest Populations: 87th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 102nd in the regionBest Weather: 112th in the regionSafest: 113th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 125th in the regionMost Stationary: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 151st in the regionMost Pacifist: 163rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 169th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 197th in the regionMost Developed: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 222nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 222nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 234th in the regionNudest: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 273rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Cultured: 315th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 326th in the regionNicest Citizens: 331st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 347th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 364th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 391st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 519th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 578th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 589th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 621st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 645th in the region

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