The 🇮🇳 Jain Gujjus 🇮🇳 of Albend is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Yashas Shah with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.848 billion Albanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albanian economy, worth 179 trillion Harps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,978 Harps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albend's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jainism.

Albend is ranked 222,294^th in the world and 3,616^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 15.04 Atheism Rate.