The Republic of Jazklartan is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.013 billion Jazklartanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jazklartanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,539 trillion florins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,540 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and Jazklartanian doors require a Ph.D. to open. Crime is totally unknown. Jazklartan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jazklartan is ranked 7,369^th in the world and 225^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 125.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.