The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 15.256 billion Explodingtntians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 3,516 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 230,488 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and new regulations have put a halt to monkey business. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 41,999^th in the world and 513^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,783.47 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.