The Commonwealth of Fasire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by gurlz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.42 billion Fasireans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasiropolis. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Fasirean economy, worth 765 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 73,477 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fasire's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fasire is ranked 45,165^th in the world and 930^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,263.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.