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The United Federation of Conservative State of Poland

“friendship and prosperity for all!” President Qui-Gon Jinn

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Conservative State of Poland

Population5.973 billion

LeaderPresident Qui-Gon Jinn

AnimalWhite Eagle

The United Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.973 billion Poles enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 962 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 161,129 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, school football matches are usually five-a-side, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 3,552nd in the world and 161st in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,396.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 564thMost Influential: 879thSafest: 1,577thMost Pacifist: 1,772ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,588thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,624thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,896thNicest Citizens: 3,188thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,348thLowest Crime Rates: 3,477thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,552ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,612thMost Developed: 3,690thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,748thBest Weather: 4,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,137thMost Inclusive: 4,603rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,753rdSmartest Citizens: 4,794thLargest Governments: 4,860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,059thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,225thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,494thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,391stHealthiest Citizens: 6,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,531stMost Cultured: 6,600thMost Efficient Economies: 6,603rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,513thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,543rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,484thTop
Nudest: 11,012thHighest Average Incomes: 11,158thHighest Economic Output: 17,632nd
Safest: 89th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 115th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 120th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 136th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 161st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 165th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 165th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 170th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 171st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 189th in the regionNicest Citizens: 195th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 199th in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionBest Weather: 230th in the regionLargest Governments: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 254th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 262nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 291st in the regionMost Inclusive: 294th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 302nd in the regionMost Influential: 322nd in the regionMost Cultured: 332nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 362nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 382nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 383rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 389th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 394th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 405th in the regionNudest: 407th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 503rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 530th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 558th in the regionLargest Populations: 878th in the region

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