The People's Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.775 billion Poles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 2,710 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,781 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government expenses are beyond compare, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 290,812^th in the world and 6,350^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.24 kickbacks per hour.