The Republic of KAP03land is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.052 billion KAP03landians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient KAP03landian economy, worth 821 trillion 03dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,786 03dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KAP03land's national animal is the bottlenose dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

KAP03land is ranked 9,510^th in the world and 421^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.01 law-abiding acts per hour.