The Republic of KAP03land is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.128 billion KAP03landians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient KAP03landian economy, worth 268 trillion 03dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,139 03dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, interest in globalism never flags, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-03dollar mansions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KAP03land's national animal is the bottlenose dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

KAP03land is ranked 7,973^rd in the world and 443^rd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 103.05 quips per hour.