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The Republic of KAP03land

“We Will Endure”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.128 billion

Animalbottlenose dolphin

The Republic of KAP03land is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.128 billion KAP03landians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient KAP03landian economy, worth 268 trillion 03dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,139 03dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, interest in globalism never flags, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-03dollar mansions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KAP03land's national animal is the bottlenose dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

KAP03land is ranked 7,973rd in the world and 443rd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 103.05 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110thMost Influential: 340thMost Valuable International Artwork: 543rdTop
Most Pacifist: 3,004thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,310thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,726thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,288thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,338thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,364thMost Inclusive: 4,385thNicest Citizens: 4,449thMost Secular: 4,563rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,068thSafest: 5,613thBest Weather: 6,366thMost Developed: 6,434thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,474thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,669thHighest Food Quality: 6,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,910thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,746thSmartest Citizens: 7,973rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,633rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,116thLargest Governments: 9,673rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,469thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,382ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,136thMost Cultured: 14,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,160thMost Efficient Economies: 18,191stMost Rebellious Youth: 19,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,749thHighest Average Incomes: 23,316th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 137th in the regionMost Pacifist: 178th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 193rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionMost Secular: 234th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 237th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 241st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 255th in the regionNicest Citizens: 259th in the regionMost Inclusive: 267th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 305th in the regionSafest: 316th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 340th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 353rd in the regionBest Weather: 361st in the regionMost Developed: 379th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 395th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 415th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 422nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 443rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 506th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 506th in the regionLargest Governments: 516th in the regionNudest: 517th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 526th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 573rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 587th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 599th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 606th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 658th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 705th in the regionMost Cultured: 767th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 807th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 933rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 982nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,153rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KAP03land, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-03dollar mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in KAP03land, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in KAP03land, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : KAP03land was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in KAP03land, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Following new legislation in KAP03land, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in KAP03land, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in KAP03land, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in KAP03land, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in KAP03land, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 521 » Parpyduckland, Bongo Mountain, Simone Republic, Western Vapia, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Notyoutopia, Malta Comino Gozo, The Erie Doctrine, Pallaith, Koda-Land, Tvers, Hardscrabble, Shibutani, Siwale, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Zupla, Xagill, Aerilia, Lulubellia, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Illusia and Neverendia, Arctic Kingdoms, Sikol, El Guajuila, Yaorozu, Ellbonnia, Guer Aike, XD 2, South Baba, Bankowiata, Pazair, Aenglaland, Ramiru, Fran Advar, ForestMythal, Card Kingdom, Great Bights Mum, Tachycardia, Napnomadia, Pinguioris, Dakota Territories, Kwaj, Corfad, Votak Matim, Former English Colony, Wilkshire, Chukstik Illahi, New Zenonia, Liminyj, and 471 others.Tehmistan, Holy Oranz, Dicko, Socialist Soviet Armenia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, New Lakemba, United States of Americanas, 2 and 2 is Fish, Dreadton, Sanctum Teriaris, Yemet, Canineia, Free Culture, Artelesia, The Windmilluminati, Steampunk Ariel, Klodma, Federation Terra Australis, Warnen, Fratanica, Ayuzhhhhh, Inspiratus, Unsophisticate, Veltvalen, Marshava, Chiho, Lemsrow, Panama Coalition, Aeolist, Vexilia, Feradia, Neopie, Keld, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Lemonbiscuits, North Bratislava, Very Pog, Eraver, Sattelbach, The Russian Imperialist Kingdom, Super Girl, Phoronu, Zemper Macro, LostLegion, Pleroma Sans Romans, Jaded Grammarians, Walter Jackson, Eternal Dominion, Gmt2001, The Kingdom of Gamblers, Necromonia, Pantor, Loutsland, Republic Sickle, Neavira, Federated States of Nations, Seenvorland, Sojenre, Luminerra, Bornodia, The Bureaucratic Territories, David Davidson, Laudesia, Vesuva, Old Emporia, Ohiyo, Kappacon, Perikuresu, Cobolica, Aidiarnia, Arquan, Panterastan, Liberum Hibernia, Nordic-British Union, Harjad, Alcavia, PotatoFarmers, Holy Marcus Empire, AmManies, Ahssn, Detrivania, Logovets, The Jerichowan Country, Bapaving, Hellsinky, Dromanius, Merconitonitopia, Azzarel, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, United States of Medford, Rainengrad, Pasargad, Vene Gra, Laxoimia, Lil Nasbol, Laurendon, Kargrimmar, Fascist Democracy, FezEmerald, Kastonvia, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, ExploitNation, Altivia, Brsil, French Bananastan, Q w e r t y, East Supple Lund, Dacian Freelands, The Soloman islands, Katuda, Cartures, Solmetria, Zokk, Folenz, Andanavia, Verdonne, Stud Hoy, Intelbrazia, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Yugalistan, Finchin, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Konolas, Solaria Alliance, Dontrovolous, Of Emptiness, TJUN-ia, Victoria Crater, Singamadri, Tamarvand, Arrivederci, Nuronte, 01010011 01101011 01111001 01101110 0110, Deseret-Moronia, Nistriabar, DIMAnism, Quentiam Viventem, Desvios, Naalfgarth, Fell Dunn, Upper Canada Republic, Disenchantment, Karazan, Marmiedon, Amestris-Britannia, Kobagia, The Unicrons, Clan Spaniel, The Austro Germanic Union, Miamington, Omolon, Soviet Terran, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Yellops, Lordelles, United Asgardian States, Ozstan, Confederacy of North America, A Salmon Named Harold, The Sinclarian Provinces, Mk Steele, State of Dragoonia, Batatoland Empire, Demo Troplenia, Atrito, Lucedeia, Regallio, Feelonia, Zimmerdachen, Wooleystan, Nordliches Stadt, Mystiquelle, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Melovinta, Oannia, Alice Gardens, Repubblica Ariana, The Highland Union, Freyford, Seanat, Neo Colorado, Yukti, Sil Dorsett, DarkArclight, Lovarpia, Britain and Northern America, Doessay, 1 very fast endotarter, Rockamaba, Pradovnia, THE REGIME OF HAPPYLAND, Nationeer, Ice and Tinian, DarThvadrville, Raviani, Morachia, Maott, Gliese Minor, Cloydicia, Xentherida, Wisconsota, Vincone Cae, The Vistula, Zecit, Landraya, Tibus Heth, The Albatraoz, The Arverni Lands, Kandorith, Chadinton, Visse, East Wushen, Thought Obliteration, Flurbleland, Waystar Fujiwara International, Arucaria, Auberean Waves, Khoik, Blyskalia, Kolongpar, Gragadoia, Cowbridge, Dinoium, Veretstania, Kranostav, Advancia-Sizzletown, Tyirza, Eggplant Island, Isle of Wayiru, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Coalition of Terran Alliances, Bagojo, Capablanca, Nihilroth, Randoes, Ugarite, Hai Han, Altimontes, Saperisole, The United Federal Nation, Holy Ramen Empire, Kitabo, GPT-3, Jesters, Serketa, Brandilee, Desboroughshire, Eastern Ming Empire, Ecrax, Wepkeer, Liberty and Unity, Sinelona, Westerhold, Westphalie, Yinzhaohan3, Valentine Z, Fengate, Professor Thomas, Ardonii, Hops and Malt, Myrenia, Henrys milk state, Aryan Homeland, Buckerino, Hulldom, Zixu, Mandurium, Varisland, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Scres Gidgerland, Spacenerdtopia, Roon and the Commander, Ivy Rekkia, Coutdown, Exkosia, Sumerya, Photosphere Chromosphere and Corona, Joevala, Itsark, Napalini, Hiatsu Himaru, Decotylistan, Alsion, Loli County, Low Woodland, Weeb cult, Trubirohan, Filibustra, Mitea Carin, Napnap, United Kahndaq, Colossaland, Eskeed, Dc0g, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Proserpino, MAACAU, Hippogriffia, Imperialist Kondor, Gurou, Fatski land, New-Poland, Ostea, Gildenshtuck, Praestania, The Discipled, Soziale, Bakestate, RdTarigan, Conteria, The Executive, Galbadiana, Orado, Omicron Persei V111, Hentaigraado, Plangainer, Sundorlande, New Trisone, Ferra Arcis, CANNBISHIVEMIND, Jupi Utopia, U S Eh, Dogtopia of Oz, Valiacorkit, Satyrosia, Geezy For Life, Oceania-America, Consumeistan, NoMoreLands, Sakupolis, Bud Prussia, United States of Dictators, Anne of Cleves in TNP, Libertarianists States, Sannius, Prevaland, Shadow National, Kingdon of Spades, Kirthia, Orhtezia, Liblujana, Vanesia, Lut Dalein, Endeonland, Dolmeria, Tape, Heilhum Imperius, The Zheng Dynasty, Trillius, Amdupe, Paradise and Zion, Tasty Bread, Cocolt, Apex Republic, Toilet Man, Dogenational, Selfgradatude, Bardopia, Andstions, Artoriticitys, Kormisia, Nothing Of Value, Testnation223, Omnistria, Pinky Queen, SPFWu, Piura, Banaus, Lefevrerismo, Zyvetskistaahn, United Free Lands, Luznia, TriangularS, Goose lands, Cadonio, Scroplia, Aurora Road, Non-Exploding Cupcake, Sechiole, Michinari, Beagles Reborn, Crilland, Bootstrap Bill, Miyasaka, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Smib, Diodone, Rezonovia, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Alfenheim, Paradeavenlisian States, Antiyard, Guslantis, Sea Star Islands, Hopenadya, Choi Aeguka, Neutral Centrists, Meadowfields, Twinbrook, Rommuner, Duragorod, Huih, The Union of Galaxies, Metakizu, NFTlands, Emeraldisia, Light will, Mon Sold, Drunk Terminators, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Oroyan, Alpajuli of Ciangsans, Arrakaitain, Sterulia, SteelFists, Meeplin, Teyvatland, Grailia, Yokciq Empire, Nowopolskie, Middle Green Irthistan, Ningcoum Lus, Armadina, Phirogothe, Volletnia, New Xyroxes, Exclavistan, Your Own Medicine, Crystique, Paperetal, Webvania, Rivierre, Maezaria, Neweath, Lapplandish Tradonistria, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, North Arkana, Epsilon-Eleven, Almond Tofu, Furballland in TNP, Individualist Catopia, Vangla-Kandhaar, Southwest Arabia, Psykistria, Eurochina, Kopryana, Riocht mor Daraen, Vivanco, Guardvallia, Uritalitaria, Milhanex, Neo Santos, Commonwealths of America, Neptunian Military Administration, Ovekisu, TyGerria, Hiyzis, Parentigue, Senlanaland, Chipoli, Runeda, Kurkmeistan, and Revrielleverizzlan.