The Democratic Federation of Falloa is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sydney Eby with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 12.718 billion Falloans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kwinana. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Falloan economy, worth a remarkable 2,233 trillion Fallas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,639 Fallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, cash-strapped Falloans scour their bodies for fortuitous zits, and preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falloa's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falloa is ranked 6,935^th in the world and 292^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 134 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.