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The Democratic Republic of Kobagia

“If it comes in good mind, people will do better kind.” Gabriel Anthony Losde Bisar

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Kobagia

Population3.657 billion

CapitalMerrdelle
LeaderGabriel Anthony Losde Bisar
FaithRoman Catholic and Kobagian Christianism

CurrencyBagynos
AnimalKobagian tiger

The Democratic Republic of Kobagia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gabriel Anthony Losde Bisar with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.657 billion Kobagians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merrdelle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kobagian economy, worth 336 trillion Bagynos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,078 Bagynos, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, a serf by any other name works just as hard, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kobagia's national animal is the Kobagian tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic and Kobagian Christianism.

Kobagia is ranked 12,078th in the world and 488th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,768.52 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 142ndMost Influential: 335thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,742ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,383rdMost Devout: 4,705thLargest Retail Industry: 5,007thMost Primitive: 5,108thLargest Black Market: 6,370thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,596thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,936thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,615thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,886thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,078thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,700thMost Efficient Economies: 13,870thMost Developed: 14,276thMost Pacifist: 14,888th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 188th in the regionMost Devout: 194th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 206th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 253rd in the regionMost Primitive: 284th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 340th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 422nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 433rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 488th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 492nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 513th in the regionNudest: 595th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 642nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 721st in the region

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