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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT

“Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.”

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Location: The North Pacific



Population9.542 billion



The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.542 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,031 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,094 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, the SORT Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 4,673rd in the world and 169th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,873.17 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 137thMost Influential: 326thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,673rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,533rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,855thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,250thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,377thLowest Crime Rates: 11,070thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,100thLargest Governments: 11,111thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,180thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,336thBest Weather: 12,461stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,160thHighest Economic Output: 13,760thMost Stationary: 13,834thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,945th
Most Influential: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 330th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 348th in the regionMost Stationary: 360th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 391st in the regionLargest Populations: 408th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 426th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 496th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 507th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 510th in the regionLargest Governments: 559th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 562nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 600th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 680th in the regionBest Weather: 684th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 686th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 704th in the region

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