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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT

“Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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SORT

Population13.11 billion

CapitalFlorence

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.11 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,416 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,042 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 9,523rd in the world and 535th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,660.58 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 198thMost Influential: 391stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,265thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,097thBest Weather: 8,809thLowest Crime Rates: 9,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,523rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,889thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,136thLargest Governments: 10,218thMost Stationary: 10,902ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,129thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,336thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,528thHighest Economic Output: 12,612thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,680thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,807thMost Developed: 13,442ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,966thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,444thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,749thLargest Populations: 20,855thSafest: 22,605th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 209th in the regionMost Stationary: 242nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 290th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 323rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 412th in the regionLargest Populations: 445th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 463rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 480th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 516th in the regionBest Weather: 518th in the regionLargest Governments: 520th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 535th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 553rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 567th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 588th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 675th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 720th in the regionMost Developed: 783rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 814th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 847th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 849th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 935th in the region

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