The United Republican Federation of Mortionia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Neli Kabit with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.947 billion Mortionians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morbinville. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mortionian economy, worth 623 trillion Mortionian lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,926 Mortionian lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and Neli Kabit's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mortionia's national animal is the Morbius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mortionia is ranked 11,168^th in the world and 489^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.17 law-abiding acts per hour.