The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 25.979 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,213 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,688 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Democatic Donkeynesian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and the elderly are killed softly with a song. Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 16,519^th in the world and 489^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 100,031.08 Standard Monetary Units.