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The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys

“Where is Mom? I need to show her something...” Evil McMasterdonia

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific


Democatic Donkeys

Population14.415 billion

CapitalTangerine Dream
LeaderEvil McMasterdonia
FaithJim Morrisonism

Animalsparkle pony

The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.415 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,642 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 235,867th in the world and 9,497th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,162ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,387thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,122ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,493rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,913thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,300thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,322ndMost Influential: 3,472ndLargest Black Market: 4,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,687thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,719thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,748thMost Cultured: 8,670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,502ndHighest Economic Output: 10,139thSmartest Citizens: 10,998thBest Weather: 11,168thLargest Governments: 11,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,922ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,187thMost Devout: 13,704thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,037thLargest Populations: 18,170thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,464th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 88th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 99th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 118th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 169th in the regionLargest Black Market: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 264th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 328th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 365th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 381st in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionMost Cultured: 447th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 576th in the regionMost Devout: 585th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 602nd in the regionNudest: 608th in the regionBest Weather: 648th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 674th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 678th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 745th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 768th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 905th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 178 » Illusia and Neverendia, Rising Sakura, Aerilia, Venicea, Figyjharli, Barabolia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Orado, -Slovania, Nordic-British Union, Yokciq Empire, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, Lulubellia, Republica Guilleana, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Hamerica, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Guer Aike, Corfad, Dangine, Shibutani, The Ultimate Republic, Vyata Temor, Travislavania, Selfgradatude, Valgarda, Omnistria, Zzozona, Katuda, Koda-Land, Francois Isidore, New Lakemba, Svenskan, Muqatil, Svenskskit, Communist Lukania, The Tampa Bay Rays, El Fiji Grande, Cretox State, Zemnaya Svoboda, Empy, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dreadton, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Xentherida, Ellbonnia, Notyoutopia, and 128 others.North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Interdimensional Zone, Joevala, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Animu Place, Former English Colony, Bharathvarsh, Nuronte, The Rhein States, Siforpeo, Sil Dorsett, The Pantheons, Kromi, Shadowrik, Chips and Guac, Wilkshire, Shotokonia, Loutsland, Imperial Pieserged, Simone Republic, Duryanistan, Kragsgale, Sikol, Wapistan, Siwale, Xagill, Gafflebag, Blyskalia, Tringapore, Tyirza, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Super Girl, Expere Fiyans, San Felipe, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Clan Spaniel, Ravendi, East Akra, Votak Matim, Libertania Democratica, Hepek, Volstokn, Pasargad, Nova Arcania, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Rinadia, The Teddy, TyGerria, Jaxikistan, Impel Down, Draconian Progression, The Jerichowan Country, Pleroma Sans Romans, Maott, Climeria, Northern Roman Republic, Randomcountryland, Alorca, Solphine, Steampunk Ariel, Orogonia, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Potatolandium, Mon Island, Seenvorland, ForestMythal, Wineclaw, Defense For The World Assembly, Darkmondoria, Tsandonown, Pallaith, The Calabash Protectorate, Planes, Seanat, Neopie, Britle, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Runeda, Merconitonitopia, Card Kingdom, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Apollo Park, Sopernia, WhoHateeta, Bearical, Unshleepd, Novremia, WLDO, Sahriastan, Lemsrow, Drueste, Outer Shenendoah, Capablanca, The Blazeland Administration, Logovets, Que Lukustinardon, Galbadiana, Zdagoburg, Lionia, His Enduring Majesty, Malta Comino Gozo, ROM, Vesteysia, Nimarya, Solcius, Pazair, Praeceps, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Kitzgos, Godwanna, Zapiron, Palgo, Anonim, and Dabarastan.

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