The Republic of Norvarxilaland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Miherr Kanzlar with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.753 billion Norvarxilalandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norton. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The all-consuming Norvarxilalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,153 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,287 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvarxilaland's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norvarxilaland is ranked 275,752^nd in the world and 5,740^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -288.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.