The Confederacy of The Arverni Lands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Celtillos II with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.265 billion Arvernians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nemossos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arvernian economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion Sesterces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 215,475 Sesterces, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Arvernian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, and Wild Boar sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Arverni Lands's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Arverni Lands is ranked 243,266^th in the world and 5,769^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.88 law-abiding acts per hour.